Welcome to Esport Players New Monthly Video Gaming Horoscope! That’s right, a horoscope designed for optimal gaming in mind. Find your sign below and see what the stars have in store for you!
ARIES
March 21 – April 19
Fire up that streaming rig and get your rank up in competitive play Aries. Mars moves into Virgo August 10th give your timing & perception powers a boost. With the Virgo energy, you’ll be sure to do it in style. Mid-month looks like a great time to open that back-log of loot boxes you got as luck will be on your side with the Sun, Venus, and Mars moving into your 5th house of love & pleasure on the 18th…which also governs games of chance, good luck!
TAURUS
April 20 – May 20
Been stuck in 1 player-mode for awhile dear Bull, or busy grinding the mmorpg solo? You may feel like partying back up with the team as Venus, your guardian planet, moves out of retrograde August 2nd. You’ll get a cosmic power-up when Mars, Venus, & Uranus gather as a relative TriForce in your constellation forming a trine August 26-28.
GEMINI
May 21 – June 20
All that chatting, streaming, and leveling-up you’ve been up to will start to pay off as Pluto starts moving forward in your 7th House of Partnership. If you’ve been vying for that Twitch Affiliate or Partner status, August looks to be the month for the push as Jupiter will also go direct in your House of Partnership the 11th…see, it’s literally written in the stars for you :p 😉
CANCER
Looks like you’ll finally have the money you want for upgrading! August 8 through the 14th the stars line up in your Income Sector. Especially with the astrological TriForce (a Trine) pointing to income AND the Moon being in your House of Resources on the 8th. It seems destined this month that you too will have flashing RGB lights all over & part of your computer!
LEO
This is your month mighty Lion. With the help of Venus, Mars, & the Sun being your sign through the 18th, you’ll have all the right moves at the right time. With Venus around you’re sure to look great while streaming! Open those loot boxes on the 8th as Venus & Jupiter go direct in your 5th House of Pleasure that also governs…ahem…gambling 😉 With Venus moving into your Income Sector the 21st and the new Moon the 30th, maybe you’ll get that sponsorship!
VIRGO
Mars moving into your sign August 18th means it’s a great time to put your strategy to work. If you’ve been stuck as Support Role, but feeling you’d be better at DPS or vice versa, make that switch! By the 24th when Mars and Venus are in conjunction in your sign, you’ll know exactly when and where to be to for the top score.
LIBRA
September 23 – October 22
Do all your team drills, special streams, or general multiplayer-ing done the 1st thing this month Libra. The Sun, Venus, & Mars will be in your 11th house of groups & networking half of the month. This makes social activities not only fun, but productive. However, by the later half of the month, you may take up some kind of solo gaming as Mars moves into your 12th House of Escape August 18th. Mars will be there until October 4th, so don’t be surprised if you find yourself offline a bit too. Just be sure to post something for the gram, your audience awaits.
SCORPIO
If you’re a streamer or a pro this should be a great month for you. If you’re thinking about creating a gaming idea, this is a great month for it. It’s all money and career for you this month stealthy Scorpion! August 5 the Moon will be in your Career Sector, the 8th Jupiter links with Venus in your earned income sector, and the 11th Jupiter also goes direct in your Money Sector. So in-game currency or IRL, it’s all coming up pay-day for you! Oh yeah, your small slow Tank of a guardian planet, Pluto, goes direct August 30th. What does that mean? G.O.A.T.S. might be dead but your endeavors are sure to go forward unscathed!
SAGITTARIUS
You’re right, that probably was bullsh!t! Jupiter, your Guardian Planet, has been in retrograde for awhile now. Meaning luck may not have been on your side these past weeks. Lag, disconnects, bad team selections, etc may have plagued you. But not to worry, it’s going direct again August 11th! So think about holding off on trying to push your ranked points higher until closer to mid-month if possible. With the Moon being in your Travel & Education Sector August 5th, maybe try a casual game until then.
CAPRICORN
You know, it’s okay to say GG sometimes Capricorn. This month it will go a long way as Venus transits into your Relationship Sector August 7th. With the Moon in your Shared Resources Sector on the 5th, then moving into your House of Intimacy on the 15th, sounds like a great time for a LAN Party BBQ! Or party-up and conquer the competitive ladder with your friends. The communication should be flowing in your direction.
AQUARIUS
Group endeavors appear to be your ticket this month Aquarius. August 11th Jupiter will go direct in your House of Friendships, soon after on the 14th, the Sun & Venus will be in conjunction in your Partnership Sector. That means it’s a great time to party-up for competitive play or go loot gathering with buddies. Especially with Venus moving into your 8th House of Shared Money on the 26th. Work together and reap the benefits!
PISCES
You have a strong team around you, continue to nurture it and who knows how far you can go. Like your astrological neighbors Aquarius & Capricorn, collaboration is key to your success this month. August 14th the Sun and Venus will be in conjunction in your Work Sector as it moves along into your Partnership Sector August 24th. So jump into competitive play around then, a bit of luck will be on your side if you’ve been grinding all this time.
